RISE Purity Test






  1. gotten covid
  2. slept in the same room as a person who has covid
  3. gotten covid from your covid-positive roommate
  4. not gotten covid from your covid-positive roommate (somehow)
  5. ran food to someone who has covid
  6. been in an elevator with someone who has covid
  7. had your PA have covid
  8. gotten your positive covid test back during lab
  9. had a floor meeting on zoom because of covid
  10. fainted / passed out
  11. gotten hit by a bike
  12. gotten hit by a car
  13. gotten hit by a bus/train
  14. been in one of the ambulances
  15. not eaten because you were too lazy to walk to Marciano's
  16. overslept breakfast at Marciano's
  17. made extremely bizarre combinations of food out of desperation at Marciano's
  18. only ate ice cream at Marciano's because everything else was mid
  19. had to go on a quest to find a fork at Marciano's
  20. had to go to multiple different beverage stations to find a working ice dispenser
  21. gotten your boxed lunch order messed up
  22. gone to the gym
  23. been peer pressured into going to the gym for the first time
  24. bought a gym pass and then never used it
  25. developed a crush on someone in the gym
  26. gone to the gym just to avoid life problems
  27. spent more hours at the gym than in lab
  28. gotten injured at the gym
  29. snuck someone into the gym / been snuck into the gym
  30. gotten fined for sneaking someone into the gym
  31. couldn't find your room on the first day
  32. had to take the stairs because the elevators were too full
  33. gotten locked out of your room
  34. failed card swipe three or more times in a row
  35. lost your key / ID
  36. used someone else's key / ID
  37. been in a phantom elevator that stopped at the 7th floor
  38. went into the dorm of the opposite gender
  39. moved your mattress outside your room
  40. slept outside your room
  41. slept in Melville Lounge
  42. slept on a couch bed at the gsu lounge
  43. slept on the laundry room floor
  44. had picture curfew
  45. had no curfew
  46. missed curfew
  47. left your dorm unlocked for an extended period of time
  48. had your room broken into / broken into another students room
  49. pulled an all nighter
  50. gone off campus without telling your PA
  51. gone off campus alone
  52. showered with cold water
  53. showered with low-pressure water
  54. fallen in the shower
  55. accidentally flashed someone in the bathrooms / been flashed in the bathrooms
  56. intentionally flashed someone in the bathrooms / been intentionally flashed in the bathrooms
  57. actually used the bathroom lockers
  58. seen the piss sink on the ninth floor of C tower via image
  59. seen the piss sink on the ninth floor of C tower in person
  60. pissed in the piss sink
  61. washed your hands at the piss sink
  62. brushed your teeth at the piss sink
  63. washed your hands using the piss in the piss sink
  64. brushed your teeth using the piss in the piss sink
  65. drunk the piss out of the piss sink
  66. seen a pad / tampon left on the floor of the bathroom
  67. left a pad / tampon the the floor of the bathroom
  68. sent or received mail
  69. sent or received mail incorrectly
  70. found silverfish in your room
  71. found mice in your room
  72. been evacuated by a fire alarm
  73. been partially naked during evacuation
  74. been completely naked during evacuation
  75. caused a fire alarm
  76. caused a fire alarm by microwaving a fork
  77. stuck your head in a fridge/freezer for an extended period of time
  78. destroyed your lanyard in some way
  79. been woken up by loud construction noises
  80. had your PA leave in the middle of the program
  81. failed at laundry or witness someone fail at laundry
  82. put a tide pod in the laundry drawer
  83. squeezed the detergent out of a tide pod
  84. had to beg someone else for quarters for laundry / been begged for quarters to do laundry
  85. ran out of clothes halfway through the week
  86. didn't do your laundry for the entire program
  87. had your laundry stolen / stolen someone's laundry
  88. climbed on top of a washing machine / dryer
  89. climbed into a washing machine / dryer
  90. laughed at someone slipping on the TV room ceiling leak
  91. slipped on the TV room ceiling leak
  92. went to a building only to find it was closed
  93. stayed in a building past closing
  94. stayed in a building past closing and gotten aggressively chased out by maintenance
  95. walked an average of >15k steps a day
  96. missed the bus to med campus
  97. gotten on the wrong T train
  98. gotten on the wrong T train multiple times in one trip
  99. snuck someone onto the T using your Charlie card or been snuck onto the T using someone else's Charlie card
  100. gone on a Target run 3 or more days in a row
  101. went into Target or other establishments 5 minutes before closing
  102. gotten Insomnia Cookies for dinner because this entire city closes at 8pm
  103. been yelled at by a retail worker
  104. jaywalked
  105. jaywalked across a highway
  106. jaywalked in front of a police car
  107. went to Boston College by accident
  108. touched the seal and ran 10 seconds to the church
  109. chased the rabbits on campus
  110. chased the geese on campus
  111. stepped in goose feces
  112. been to a non-BU beach beach
  113. gone to Chinatown
  114. eaten asian food three or more nights in a row
  115. been diagnosed with a mental illness
  116. been diagnosed with 2 mental illnesses
  117. been diagnosed with 3 or more mental illnesses
  118. been diagnosed with a mental illness while at RISE
  119. had a mental breakdown in the stairwell
  120. had mommy issues
  121. had daddy issues
  122. trauma dumped on other students
  123. staged an intervention for another student / had an intervention staged on you
  124. underwent a major hair transformation while at RISE, especially past midnight
  125. drank non-water beverages / ate in the library
  126. joked about the riding a bike without a helmet policy
  127. rode a bike without a helmet
  128. made fun of the SSP no-dating rule
  129. gotten scolded by PROMYS kids for being too loud
  130. made a meme about RISE
  131. made a meme about RISE covid policies specifically
  132. posted on a summer@BU-related social media account
  133. emailed Michael bestie
  134. destroyed your free BU Summer Program shirts
  135. purchased the superior student-designed RISE t-shirts
  136. been late to monday workshop
  137. skipped monday workshop entirely
  138. had someone else say “here” for you or sign you in at monday workshop attendance
  139. fallen asleep at Monday workshop (in clear line of sight of the presenter)
  140. hit the BU dean of admissions in the face with a dodgeball
  141. left mandatory events right after attendance
  142. snuck out of the dance
  143. been yelled at by a security guard
  144. faced disciplinary consequences at RISE
  145. been expelled from RISE
  146. been blacklisted from BU / other Boston colleges
  147. read research papers instead of doing real research
  148. fallen asleep during lab (while sitting)
  149. fallen asleep during lab (while standing)
  150. forgotten everything from bioraft
  151. never actually did bioraft
  152. had a lab accident of some kind
  153. been ghosted by your professor
  154. ghosted your professor
  155. turned in your abstract late
  156. never turned in your abstract
  157. turned in your poster late
  158. never turned in your poster
  159. procrastinated on your college applications
  160. joined meetings for other things while at RISE
  161. broken or damaged technology of any kind
  162. broken or damaged BU property
  163. skipped a grade
  164. anti-skipped a grade
  165. been bullied by other students
  166. made friends
  167. not made friends
  168. hated on the other programs
  169. been annoyed by summer challenge kids
  170. known what butta dawg is
  171. been / met someone from the bay area or new jersey
  172. fought with another student
  173. fought with another student physically
  174. made another student cry / cried because of another student
  175. been T'd or T'd someone
  176. ran into someone from your school
  177. ran away from someone from your school
  178. played video games instead of talking to your friends
  179. done math instead of talking to your friends
  180. cried in your room instead of talking to your friends
  181. neglected to call your parents for a week or more
  182. been visited by your family
  183. been kidnapped by your family (leave request)
  184. been shipped with another student at RISE
  185. had a fling at RISE
  186. gotten into a serious relationship at RISE
  187. had a breakup at RISE
  188. had to go long distance for RISE
  189. had a crush on someone at RISE
  190. had a crush on someone at RISE and never talked to them
  191. had a date to the dance
  192. committed / witnessed an act of PDA
  193. been gay
  194. had a gay awakening or witnessed a gay awakening
  195. gasligted someone into having a gay awakening / been gaslighted into having a gay awakening
  196. been asian
  197. been named andrew or matthew or keira
  198. been lactose intolerant
  199. threatened to do / joked about doing another student's mother
  200. actually done another student's mother